I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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