1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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