No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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