He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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