Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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