My nipple is on Facebook.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
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