quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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