Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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