well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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