do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
