omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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