you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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