Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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