girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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