We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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