this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
third nipple confirmed
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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