Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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