Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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