Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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