he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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