I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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