I think my vagina is haunted
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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