I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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