btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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