Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
time to smoke my breakfast
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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