he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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