ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
You can't just leave with hair like that
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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