I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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