let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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