You don't have asthma, your pregnant
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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