were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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