Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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