I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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