Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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