Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
