you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
