we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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