I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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