are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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