Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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