Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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