Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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