So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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