I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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