Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
