found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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