Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I love you.
Bad choice
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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