I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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