why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Randomize
