Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
smell my finger.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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