its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
You smell like stripper and shame
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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