I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Randomize
