She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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