woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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