Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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