How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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