i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Do plants get herpes?
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