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would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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